This one thot just called me last night, complaining about her boyfriend….. When she cheated on him anyway. Three times. Not once. My goodness.

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I don’t care if you care about me, dude. Care about your girlfriend. Leave her because you proved her insecurities right. You are no longer good enough for her. And you will never be good enough for me.

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

tyleroakley:

parkingstrange:

this girl deserves an oscar

me when forced to do chores

she need her ass whooped

Ew

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pinkcookiedimples:

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bootyscientist:

use your tongue